1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails.
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it.
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking.
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking.
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head.
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush.
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand.
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull.
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push. (At least one of the two. )

Running total: 6

11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion. (I was six!...well, actually, more like eleven, but I had issues.)
12. [ ] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs.
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave.
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair.
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it.
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard.
19. [ ] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot.

Running total: 11

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on.
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. [ ] Have run into a closed door.
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke.
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer.
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan. (But I used to think that walking in front of one gave you cancer. I think that's even worse.)
29. [ ] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk.
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock.

Running total: 13

31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it.
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside.
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property.
35. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc. when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot.
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in.
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard.
39. [ ] Walked into a pole.
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone's shoes by accident.

Running total: 17

41. [ ] Took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on.
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small.
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it.
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do.
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it. (I done it with someone else's half-eaten food. I think that falls into the category.)
47. [ ] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.
48. [ ] Have poked yourself in the eye.
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your [article of clothing] still on.
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair.

Running total: 21

51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test.
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil.
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were.
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on.
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day.
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number.
59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it.
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny.

Running total: 27

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa.
62. [ ] Said “funner” then had someone make fun of you for it.
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence.
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person.
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side.
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions.
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught.

Running total: 35

71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face.
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb.
73. [x] Ran into a door jam.
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid.
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it.
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand.
77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band.
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't.
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people.
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt.

Running total: 39

81. [x] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off. (Does my cat count?)
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [ ] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about.
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny. (That's a new one. o_O)
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people.
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant.
89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 42

91. [x] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil.
92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them.
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper.
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours.
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention. (English class, baby!)
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

TOTAL: 49 out of 100!